Car Wash Innovations, Jordan's Tipping Shades, Tar Pits
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2018
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
We have some ideas for car wash improvements. Jordan Morris is back and he knows a shocking amount of trivia about the La Brea Tar Pits. Alison did a corporate gig and flew semi-private and now she's been ruined for all real jobs and commercial flights. Also she had pregnant-lady cous cous disaster. (She choked on a cous and pissed herself.) Plus various cities we've spent time in, iTunes comments of the week, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and why it is that Jordan and Alison do that thing they do.
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| 0:00.0 | and now live from dining room studios in Hollywood California it's Thursday on |
| 0:05.8 | the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show tonight house and welcome to |
| 0:08.8 | guest he's a writer and comedian who is prance naked in Paris and dropped |
| 0:12.5 | acid at Burning Man which is why Fox News shows his face when they talk about |
| 0:16.5 | liberal weenies it's Jordan more chef Jeff is here to make oysters trump which |
| 0:22.0 | is really just oysters rock a feller except your father makes them and you |
| 0:26.4 | tell everyone you did it yourself I'm husband Daniel say hop on board love |
| 0:29.3 | I say loady best friend else who knows I am |
| 0:53.6 | Hello my little mini banana chocolate chip muffins welcome to another Thursday |
| 0:58.6 | show that carbohydrates was sent in by Heather mall on patreon patreon.com |
| 1:06.8 | such Allison Rosen is where you go for all that fun Heather mall signed up over |
| 1:11.2 | the weekend occasionally I like to throw a bone to the brand new people as a |
| 1:14.4 | way of saying look at me taking note of tossing your scraps how do they |
| 1:20.1 | get the scrap as a solid car come on it was between this one and then there |
| 1:24.0 | were a few Halloween themed carbohydrates maybe a little early though that's |
| 1:28.0 | what I thought so listen you guys Dan Degan in particular people are gonna be |
| 1:33.1 | complaining like Allison's already breaking up the Christmas call it's not even |
| 1:36.4 | Thanksgiving yet now lessons are I doing fruit cake and someone was just at |
| 1:40.6 | michael's michael's already turned the page oh yeah Halloween out |
| 1:44.6 | sure is already really I got to get my buns to michael's michael's assumes |
| 1:49.0 | you're a few weeks ahead but it's more than a few weeks well I mean like you're |
| 1:53.0 | not waiting for it you've already got your Halloween shit Halloween you're |
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