Car Breakdowns & Stage Debuts
The Teen Commandments
Sara Cox
4.9 • 834 Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Clare’s traumatic trip home from Sara’s Children in Need Challenge, plus (literally) show-stopping nativities & fancy Christmas fairs.
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| 0:00.0 | Think about cheese. |
| 0:02.0 | Make your thoughts cheesier. |
| 0:04.2 | Now add 100% chicken breast fillet, Chipopla sauce and Ameta cheese melt. |
| 0:08.3 | And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's. |
| 0:12.0 | Did we mention it's cheesy? |
| 0:13.9 | Cheese! |
| 0:15.8 | Availments at the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11am. |
| 0:18.1 | Plus and participation may vary. |
| 0:19.2 | Subjects availability. |
| 0:20.2 | This episode of Teen Commandments contains some strong language and some adult topics. Don't let the children listen. Hello, Claire Hamilton. Hello, Sarah Cod. This is the Teen Commandments. Welcome, beautiful people. As you know, it is the show where we try to untangle the often tangled up brains of our teenagers, |
| 0:38.1 | tangled up like so many Christmas lights when you've got them down from the loft. |
| 0:42.7 | It's so annoying, isn't it? |
| 0:44.5 | I've got a pre-lit Christmas tree up in the loft that was so expensive, |
| 0:48.4 | but only half the lights work, so I still had to put other lights around |
| 0:52.6 | and loads of unlit what I know it's just up there |
| 0:55.3 | and I'm in denial it's just shoved in a corner so hot I'm not doing one this year I you know no I'm not |
| 1:01.1 | putting it I'm not putting a tree up because I hate taking them down I quite what the real ones just any of |
| 1:08.3 | them I just like I just hate the the bit where you have to get, put it all |
| 1:12.3 | away. And there's nobody going to be in my house, so I don't need to. I'm just going to light |
| 1:16.6 | a candle. Oh, babe, don't. I didn't mean it to sound like that. It's giving Bob Cratchit. No, |
| 1:22.8 | just you with a single little candle burning. Yeah. With one of those sleeping hats on. Yeah, and a little |
| 1:28.9 | mince pie. And four bottles of mould wine. Yeah, that'll do you nice. Meal for one. Turkey |
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