Captain Potter (S6E7)

The Greatest Generation

Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC

Voyager, Tng, Tv Reviews, Review, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek, Comedy, Tv & Film, Ds9

4.9 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

When a Previa containing Captain Picard, Ensign Ro, Guinan (and some other minor character) are transformed from the proud adults we've come to know into children, it becomes a great time for an enemy to hijack the Entrepreneur. Unfortunately, these hijackers are NOT smarter than a 5th grader. What is the worst ring tone? Why doesn't young Picard have an inner monologue? What's the market like for a used Galaxy Class starship? It's the episode that's working in shifts.

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0:00.0	We've got a tour, Adam!
0:03.3	Oh, that's right, Ben. Star Trek V isn't going to tour itself.
0:07.1	It's not a dream.
0:08.4	The greatest generation is strapping on our rocket boots and heading back out on the road
0:13.2	to review Star Trek V, the final frontier, and roast it like it's a marshmallow.
0:18.6	It's a film co-written and fully directed by William Schatner about boldly going to the
0:24.6	center of the galaxy to shoot photon torpedoes at God.
0:28.7	So free your mind, share your pain, and get your tickets at GreatestGenTour.com.
0:34.0	GreatestGenTour.com!
0:35.6	Tickets are on sale now.
0:37.2	Last time on Star Trek, the next generation.
0:42.4	I hate this episode so much.
0:44.2	I feel like I'm pecard right now with this why are there fucking kids on the fucking
0:47.9	starship?
0:48.9	Like, I want to do real adult sci-fi shit.
0:53.2	I'm vetoing the episode then.
0:55.2	Wait, are you really seriously trying to veto right now?
0:59.4	Yeah, I am.
1:00.5	You are unprepared for this, weren't you?
1:02.5	I-I'm never prepared when you're trying veto.
1:05.8	I kind of like this episode.
1:07.6	I dislike this episode so much that I don't know that I've seen it in a very, very, very
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