Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish

baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Sto Goss, and this is stupidity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

Billy!

Billy.

Yes.

It's rare that I do this because you are an exceptional producer.

You have me organized.

You really do.

You're great at like telling me who we're talking to, when we're talking to them.

But on this one, I have no idea who we're talking to and why we're doing it and where it's going to air. So what the hell are we doing right now? We're picking some football games with Captain Lee from below deck. But I wasn't sure that you were going to be in on this and you're going to do this. So I brought in an expert to help us. You did. Wow. An expert, right? because you and I are not very versed. He's a captain of a ship, you're saying, right? Yeah, so I brought in an expert to help us do this today. Okay. Here we are waiting for our expert. This is our experts? I mean, get out of here. Lorenzo. Ahoi Lorenzo. Lorenzo, I'm going to let in Captain Lee. I am going to tell him and as I've told you are our C captain expert, so that's why you're... I just love all things nautical, man. Give us your boat of Fides if you don't mind. Why are you the one who's... Why are you our experts? I once went on a pirate boating excursion in Cancun.

Ah, okay.

So he's been on a boat.

So there you go, Stu.

I know where port, starboard, the bow is.

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