Captain Laserbeam, "Triangle of Badness"
The Thrilling Adventure Hour
WorkJuice Corp
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2024
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Captain Laserbeam, "Triangle of Badness"
Written by Liz Hara
Starring Sam Richardson as Captain Laserbeam; Annie Savage as Adventuekateer Libby; Raymond Lee as Adventurekateer Nathan; Parvesh Cheena as Shape Ape; Janet Varney as Perpendicular Lioness; Mark Gagliardi as the Foreman; Paul F. Tompkins as Circle; and Hal Lublin as Adventurekateer William and the Heroic Narrator.
Produced by Ben Acker & Ben Blacker
Music by Jonathan Dinerstein
Laserbeam theme by Jonathan Coulton
Sound effects by Cayenne Chris Conroy
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| 0:00.0 | One minute you've got the gymnastics on. |
| 0:03.0 | Off she goes into Flippy One, another Flippy, |
| 0:06.0 | Followed by a Flippy Twisty, |
| 0:08.0 | and the next Flip-Flip Hooray, you're a millionaire. |
| 0:12.0 | Lotto, will you be next? |
| 0:15.0 | Play on app. |
| 0:16.0 | The National Lotter. |
| 0:17.0 | Account terms rules and procedures apply. |
| 0:19.0 | Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:20.0 | Look in the distance above the horizon, not a lightning bolt. |
| 0:28.0 | No! Is it some sort of shooting star or a comet? |
| 0:36.0 | No! |
| 0:38.0 | It's Captain Laserbeam. |
| 0:40.0 | Yes! |
| 0:42.0 | Yes! Who's got the science of a hundred lasers? |
| 0:53.5 | Ooh, it's Captain Laser Bee. |
| 0:56.5 | What gives and power isn't all those lasers? |
| 0:59.5 | Ooh, it's Captain Laser Bee. |
| 1:01.5 | He will be right on time. |
| 1:05.0 | Anytime a criminal crime's a crime, |
| 1:08.0 | because he's handing love. |
| 1:11.0 | With the Laserbeams, he is the captain of who's that dispensing justice via lasers |
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