Captain Laserbeam, "Laserbeef"

The Thrilling Adventure Hour

WorkJuice Corp

Fiction, Cocktails, Supernatural, Comedy, Western, Scripted, Comedy Fiction, Old Time Radio, The Thin Man

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Captain Laserbeam, "Laserbeef"

Written by Ben Acker & Ben Blacker

Starring Sam Richardson as Captain Laserbeam; Olivia Scott Welch as Adventuekateer Gail; Paul F. Tompkins as Adventurekateer Ethan; Janet Varney as Mindy; Mark Gagliardi as Ron; Marc Evan Jackson as Skip; Annie Savage as Jestica; William Jackson Harper as Silly Billy; and Hal Lublin as Phillip Fathom and the Heroic Narrator.

Produced by Ben Acker & Ben Blacker

Music by Jordan Katz and Jonathan Dinerstein.

Laserbeam theme by Jonathan Coulton.

Podcast produced and engineered by Jordan Katz

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0:00.0	Cool band, right?
0:02.0	You are 70,000th in the queue.
0:04.0	Yeah, let's not listen to that.
0:05.0	Let's sort you out with some pre-sell tickets.
0:08.0	End of the queue is this way.
0:09.0	Oh, and a special card member entrance.
0:11.0	More of your five, I reckon.
0:12.0	I'm ex card member. Too five, I reckon. Amex Card member?
0:13.4	Too right, they are.
0:14.4	Gigs, festivals, theatre.
0:16.6	When you're with Amics.
0:17.6	They're on another level.
0:19.2	That's the powerful backing of American Express.
0:22.0	Example products, preferred rewards gold credit card,
0:24.4	representative 88.8% APR variable,
0:26.6	and if he applies after the first year, subject to status,
0:28.8	AZAN plus, decency supply.
0:30.6	I am Hypnot. Recycle your electacles.
0:35.0	Recycle your electacles.
0:36.0	Don't being your electacles.
0:38.0	Recycle your electacles.
0:40.0	Anything with a plug battery or cable can be recycled into life-saving equipment or tiny kitten cycles
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