Captain Laserbeam, "Hearts and Minds"
The Thrilling Adventure Hour
WorkJuice Corp
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Captain Laserbeam "Hearts and Minds"
Written by Ben Acker & Ben Blacker
Starring Sam Richardson as Captain Laserbeam; Janet Varney as GiraffeWoman; Autumn Reeser as Adventurekateer Sean; Annie Savage as Adventurekateer Ingrid; Adam Savage as the Die-Brarian; Craig Cackowski as Stacks; and Hal Lublin as the Heroic Narrator.
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Produced by Ben Acker & Ben Blacker
Music by Jonathan Dinerstein
Sound Effects by Cayenne Chris Conroy
Captain Laserbeam theme by Jonathan Coulton
Podcast produced and engineered by Jordan Katz
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Adventure Cateers. It's me, Hal Lublin, your favorite work juice player. |
| 0:05.0 | Did you know that The Thirling Adventure Hour has a Patreon where you can support the show? |
| 0:09.4 | It is literally what keeps the podcast going and allows us to do live shows. |
| 0:14.4 | It's at patreon.com slash thrilling Adventure Hour. |
| 0:18.5 | For just a few dollars a month, Patreon supporters receive our complete |
| 0:22.3 | podcast catalog, ad-free, which isn't available anywhere else. You'll also get bonus podcast episodes |
| 0:29.2 | like never-released early shows, panel conversations, exclusive videos from live shows, and lots |
| 0:35.3 | more. In fact, just recently, Patreon Adventure Ceteers got three different versions of the latest |
| 0:41.0 | Amelia Earhart episode, featuring guest stars like David Destmalshian and Raymond Lee. |
| 0:46.4 | You also get early access to tickets for live shows. |
| 0:49.6 | It's honestly a really good deal. |
| 0:52.5 | So go to patreon.com slash thrilling adventure hour |
| 0:55.7 | to support the show and keep it alive. |
| 0:58.2 | We really appreciate your support. |
| 1:00.9 | Quink. |
| 1:03.6 | Look in the distance above the horizon. |
| 1:06.8 | Is that a lightning bolt? |
| 1:09.4 | No! |
| 1:14.6 | Is it some sort of shooting star or comet? No! |
| 1:16.6 | It's Captain Laserbeam! |
| 1:20.6 | Yes! |
| 1:23.6 | Who's got the science of a hundred lasers? |
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