Captain Joanne, Jordyn Woods & Squirrels
My Therapist Ghosted Me
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4.9 • 7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Last week, the Friday episode was... Energetic. The feedback has been taken on and efforts were made to up the focus this week. Whether or not the efforts were successful is less relevant. Vogue's in St Bart's with celeb goss and Joanne is (briefly) back in the UK and looking for reasons not to pack her suitcase again. Don't worry Australia... She's on her way.
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| 0:00.0 | Now time to thank our partner of this episode, Tony's Choccolonely. |
| 0:04.4 | Tonys are doing some really, really great stuff in the chocolate world. |
| 0:07.7 | Along with making the tastiest chocolate, they exist to end exploitation in the cocoa industry |
| 0:13.0 | and they're fighting child labour and deforestation. |
| 0:16.7 | Joining their fight is as easy as taking a bite. |
| 0:19.4 | So, Joanne, you've got to choose just one bar. What's your favourite? You can't ask me that in the spot now. It's a lot of pressure. I'd have to have a think. Maybe caramel sea salt, creamy hazelnut crunch? Maybe the everything bar? All of them. But if I picked one of those, I'd be neglecting chocolate chip cookie and the classic milk chocolate. And I wouldn't want them to feel neglected. very conscientious of you, Joanne. If you haven't tried Tonys yet, you're missing out. Look out for the rainbow bars in any supermarket or online. You know that feeling when your money is working for you? No. Well, make it. Open an investment account at XTB. Make your first deposit and receive a free Rolls-Royce stock. Rolls-Royce. That's right. Own one of the best performing UK stocks this year for free. And if you like it, you can easily buy more stocks and ETFs with 0% commission. Join XTB and let your money work for you. Your capital is at risk. Investments above 100,000 euros are charged at 0.2% commission. |
| 1:13.3 | FX fees may apply. |
| 1:14.4 | Limited availability. |
| 1:15.4 | T's and Cs apply. |
| 1:18.7 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 1:39.2 | This is a global player original podcast. Hello and welcome to my therapist goes with me, Vogue Williams and Joan McNally and Joe. |
| 1:45.5 | Can I say something quickly, right? Is it about my hair? |
| 1:46.8 | No. |
| 1:47.7 | Oh, well, it should be. |
| 1:48.9 | We've taken our medication listeners. |
| 1:52.0 | We don't know what happened on the last pod, but when Joanne and I don't concentrate, we have real problems with finishing off topics. |
| 2:05.7 | And Juan usually course corrects me, but I don't ever course correct her because that's how I |
| 2:11.9 | converse in my everyday life. But we are going to finish topics today. Oh, I'm so glad you said it. Because I forgot to say it, but I meant to say it. Well, it was very difficult for us to stop talking. And obviously, Joanne is quite good at stopping me going off course. I'm not good at stopping her going off course. Yeah, you were on one. Excuse me, Joanne. You were definitely worse than me. |
| 2:35.0 | I read some of the comments. |
| 2:36.5 | Oh, |
| 2:36.9 | shit. |
| 2:37.2 | Oh, |
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