Captain Dangler Hits The Brozarks

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4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 170 minutes

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Summary

As summer bids farewell, the Rizzuto Show discusses the end of pool season and all of the relief that comes with it. Rizz reflects on his weekend getaway to the lake and a series of hilarious mishaps that led to "Captain Dangler" passing out while steering the boat. In a shocking turn of events, a Polish CEO becomes the villain of the weekend after stealing a hat from a child at the US Open. The crew dives into the details and the subsequent apology. Lern shares her experience at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, where she was disappointed to find the radio division missing, but thrilled to catch a special Nine Inch Nails concert. The NFL season is upon us, and the Rizz Show VS. Fast Lane Pick 'Em Challenge returns, with the crew brainstorming hilarious punishment ideas for the losing team.

Show Notes:

Rizz breaks down his weekend Bro Trip. Someone passed out while steering the boat and panic began. Don't miss out on the full story.
Rock N Roll Hall of Fame let's Lern in plus she saw a special NIN concert in Cleveland.
Sexy Time Fun Facts
Red or Green Flag Misconnections
The Secret Meaning of Costco Price Tags
Sign up for the Rizz Show vs. Fast Lane Pick 'Em Challenge

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0:23.0	All right, let's hit it.
0:25.6	Little listener discretion is advised.
0:30.4	Rizzuto.
0:31.6	Rizuto.
0:32.7	Rurudo?
0:33.2	Rurudo.
0:40.7	Hey! Hey!
0:44.4	Good morning, everybody.
0:46.3	Oh, it is Tuesday.
0:47.0	How about that?
0:51.6	It is Tuesday, September the 2nd, and we are live.
0:52.0	Pretty cool.
0:54.1	Summer's over, guys. That's it.
0:54.7	That's it. Hope you enjoyed it. Put your tank top away for next season. Nope. Hey, no more wearing white. Huh? Uh-oh. Moon. Oh, moon. What? This is, this is, uh... Yeah, no more wearing white. Almost white. Hmm. Is that, is that really a rule? used to be no white after Labor Day
0:53.1	last year no white
0:54.7	no white Almost white. Is that really a rule? Used to be, you know. No white after Labor Day. West you. No white. White. No white after. I don't do it. Fashion forward show. Did I break the rule that quickly? Huh. I don't look good in white after Labor Day. Everybody's pale as crap. That's right. Is that what it is? Is that why? I don't know why that was a wrong. Probably for Caucasian. I haven't worn white since Labor Day 2001. So I've really been keeping the tradition alive. I don't know why that was a rule. Nobody follows that rule. When do you start wearing white? Memorial Day. Is it Memorial Day? I have no idea. No, I clearly do not adhere to your rules. No one knows. It tells you when to stop. But don't tell you when to start. You know what? I'm going to wear only white because I'm that type of rebel. Well, listen, I hope you all didn't waste your summer. Because it's over. I hope you had the best summer ever.
2:03.5	You lived it up to the fullest you could do it.
2:07.9	Yeah.
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