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Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Bald Move Prestige

Bald Move

Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.51K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2016

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Jim and A.Ron have seen Captain America: Civil War, and they really, really liked what they saw. It was fun, weighty, maybe a bit long with the usual seeming plot holes (which comic fans can probably fill), but nothing that comes close to threatening to stop the runaway hype train that is the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We give you a fairly detailed non-spoiler review, before considering the many highly entertaining trailers that ran up front, and then finally, getting around to our no holds barred spoiler section. You'll have to be a Club member to get the spoiler take, and read on to find out how you can sign up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey everybody. Welcome to another first run bald movies podcast sponsored by bald move.

0:07.2

We just got done seeing Captain America Civil War. This is the third movie in the trilogy?

0:13.0

A weird turn for Ken Burns documentary.

0:15.0

I mean, it's been so long since you revisit a topic and now it's like,

0:19.0

it's just, I didn't see it coming, honestly.

0:21.0

Right, right, there's more more superheroes than I expected.

0:25.3

Yeah. So what did you think of the movie? I know you're a bigger

0:31.0

superhero fan than I am. Yeah I figure I should go first just in case there's some blowback.

0:35.9

I thought it was awesome.

0:37.4

There is one complaint I have about the movie that I can share, spoiler which is like many movies nowadays it's too

0:44.7

damn long it's pretty long I'm 39 years old my bladder ain't what it used to be but

0:49.4

if you're in your 20s or you've got a you know 64 ounce bladder you're going to have no

0:54.0

pain points there there's two other concerns I have that I want to talk about a

0:58.0

spoiler section but none that really disrupted my enjoyment of this movie because it's super fucking fun.

1:05.0

It actually has some of a surprising emotional weight and heft based on the years we have with these characters and real consequences and I don't know so

1:16.0

that's that's my I've got more things to say spoiler free but I'm curious to see

1:20.6

what the non comic book fan thought of it. I largely liked it. Okay. You know. Why does it feel like

1:29.6

we're being diplomatic about this? Well I don't like superhero movies in general and I

1:35.6

have my complaints with this movie most of which I need to say for spoiler

1:39.3

section because they're very specific as they tend to be but these are like Marvel movies have become

1:45.4

Independence Day or Stargate like these big blockbuster popcorn movies that you like

1:56.7

I don't know it's it's there's nothing bad about it but it all comes off as a little sacrin a little less than than my tip what I like to see in a typical movie going experience, which is something that either makes me think or makes me feel very strongly about something.

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