Here's to the finest crew in starving.

When it comes to my crew, you won't get any argument from me.

This is a parody.

Paramount owns the song.

Welcome to the greatest generation.

It's a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys who are a little bit embarrassed about having a Star Trek podcast.

I'm Ben Harrison.

I'm Adam Pranica.

Feeling good about the hair?

I feel like you're making head movements that could only be one hair is bothering me.

When I was growing up, I used to, like a lot of kids my age, part my hair, which in retrospect

just feel silly and stupid.

Did you do butt cut, like right down the middle?

Fuck no.

Gross.

I would never.

Oh, man.

Okay.

I guess I won't admit to any specific past hair choices that I may or may not have made in that case.

I have possession of those pictures. I know what you were rocking back in the day. Now I chose

asymmetrical part and always from one side until I realized much too late, much, much too late, your hair parts itself. Like your hair

knows what it needs to do. And why do we spend so much time fighting it? Just let it be its thing.

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