Captain Airlock (ENT S3E12)
The Greatest Generation
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 4.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
When the Entrepreneur picks up a distress signal from a ship full of alien peepers, Captain Archer offers them a tour and puts everyone in position to hijack the ship. But after Archer plays dead in the transporter alcove, simple D’Jamat realizes he did a bad job at jacking. Which sport did Hoshi switch over to? What’s left over in the crematorium? Who’s not playing by Sid Meier rules? It’s the episode that’s recruiting for a holy war volleyball team.
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to the finest crew in starving. |
| 0:03.6 | When it comes to my crew, you won't get any argument from me. |
| 0:07.5 | This is a parody. |
| 0:11.8 | Paramount owns the song. |
| 0:14.9 | Welcome to the greatest generation. |
| 0:17.3 | It's a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys who are a little bit embarrassed about having a Star Trek podcast. |
| 0:22.4 | I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 0:23.9 | I'm Adam Pranica. |
| 0:25.6 | Feeling good about the hair? |
| 0:27.6 | I feel like you're making head movements that could only be one hair is bothering me. |
| 0:34.3 | When I was growing up, I used to, like a lot of kids my age, part my hair, which in retrospect |
| 0:41.5 | just feel silly and stupid. |
| 0:43.5 | Did you do butt cut, like right down the middle? |
| 0:45.6 | Fuck no. |
| 0:46.8 | Gross. |
| 0:47.6 | I would never. |
| 0:48.9 | Oh, man. |
| 0:49.7 | Okay. |
| 0:50.6 | I guess I won't admit to any specific past hair choices that I may or may not have made in that case. |
| 0:57.8 | I have possession of those pictures. I know what you were rocking back in the day. Now I chose |
| 1:02.4 | asymmetrical part and always from one side until I realized much too late, much, much too late, your hair parts itself. Like your hair |
| 1:13.2 | knows what it needs to do. And why do we spend so much time fighting it? Just let it be its thing. |
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