Capris Pants (w/ Alfred Bardwell-Evans!)
Review Revue
Headgum
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2022
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
After a long leave of absence, Geoff and Reilly are once again joined by the fan favorite Alfred Bardwell-Evans as they open their relationship, hide their Amazon history, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head-dum-a-riginal. |
| 0:18.0 | To listen or not to listen, that is the question. |
| 0:23.0 | Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of Jeffrey James |
| 0:29.0 | or to take arms against a sea of anspot and by opposing, end it. |
| 0:35.0 | To change podcasts, to listen no more, and by not listening to say we end the heartache in thousand natural shocks that eardrums are heir to, |
| 0:46.0 | to a consummation devoutly to be wished to change podcasts, to not listen, to not listen per chance to hear, |
| 0:56.0 | I there's the rub, for in that lack of review review what random show may come when we have shuffled our podcast at must give us pause. |
| 1:07.0 | There's the respect that makes calamity of being a listener. |
| 1:12.0 | For who would bear the whips and scorns of loose rice in a bag? |
| 1:18.0 | Jeffrey's moans, the proud Rylees, the pains of what shook me that Patreon cameo's delay, |
| 1:28.0 | the insolence of Marty and the new office, the spurns, that patient dentin of the unworthy Trenton takes |
| 1:37.0 | when he himself might his quietest make with bear pottery for mother? |
| 1:43.0 | Who would follow bear to listen and enjoy under a weary life but that the dread of some other podcasting undiscovered country |
| 1:54.0 | from whose record no listener returns puzzles the will? |
| 2:00.0 | And makes us rather bear Jeff and Rylee than listen to some other pair of LA or New York based 20-something comedians that we know not of. |
| 2:12.0 | Thus conscious stuff may cowards of us all and thus the native hue of resolution is sickleed or with the pale skin of chronically online podcasts. |
| 2:23.0 | And comedy shows of great pith and moment with this regard the listeners turn awry and lose the chance to hear. |
| 2:33.0 | Review review. |
| 2:45.0 | He sort of made the whole thing about himself. |
| 2:49.0 | Well the whole thing being kind of like a really really existential crisis of like do I kill myself or do I stay alive and suffer? |
| 3:00.0 | But like in suffering that still being alive or do I just end it all and he's kind of turned that into do I listen to the show or not? |
| 3:09.0 | It is sort of a matter of life or death. |
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