Capitol Insurrection Fallout | Barry Jenkins & Logan Paul

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🗓️ 20 May 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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The GOP tries to derail an investigation of the Capitol insurrection, filmmaker Barry Jenkins discusses "The Underground Railroad," and Logan Paul talks about "Mayweather vs. Paul." To support Best Friends Animal Society in their work saving the lives of cats and dogs all across America, check out The Daily Show Dogs Charity Collection at www.dailyshow.com/dailyshowdogs. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.3	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:06.5	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:10.0	Today is Wednesday, May 19th,
0:13.3	and the big thing everybody's talking about today is the lineup for Lala Paloza 2021,
0:18.6	which just dropped.
0:20.2	And guys, I'm gonna be honest.
0:21.6	I don't like how they design these music festival posters, right?
0:25.0	You got all the big names at the top,
0:26.6	and then the names get smaller and smaller and smaller, like I'm taking some sort of Spotify I exam.
0:31.8	And I'm sorry, like I don't think the full fighters need the help of the big bold font.
0:36.5	Like if you ask me,
0:37.7	all the bands should have the same size font,
0:40.2	because people don't go to music festivals just for the big headliners, right?
0:44.1	They go to music festivals to do drugs in a field.
0:47.3	I mean, look at this thing.
0:48.8	The print at the bottom of the poster is so small,
0:51.2	it almost looks like Lala Paloza is trying to hide something.
0:53.9	You don't like, wait a minute.
0:55.7	Zoom in.
0:57.3	Ah, I knew it!
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