Cant Hear You - I'm Canceling the Cable
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
Garret pretends he’s hard of hearing and enrages a guy as he phone taps him and cancels his cable!
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| 0:33.5 | Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. |
| 0:35.8 | The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Garrett. Tell us all about your phone tap. So Ryan wants to play a phone tap on his friend Grant. Now, Grant's been having some issues with his cable provider. And once Ryan found out this information, he hit us up and we took advantage of the situation. So we're about to cancel Grant's cable bill. Ooh, this can't go well. Let's see what happens. Here we go. |
| 1:12.7 | Hello. Hey, is Grant available, please? Yeah, this is Grant. Hey, Grant, Kevin Arnold over with General Mock Cable. How's it going today? Hey, how's it going today? I know we, I just want to call and set up an appointment for us. Is that possible? Yeah, that's possible because it's coming up and down. |
| 1:12.7 | So, yeah. and set up an appointment for us. Is that possible? Yeah, that's possible because it's coming up and coming down. |
| 1:14.6 | So, yeah. |
| 1:17.4 | You want to cancel your subscription? |
| 1:18.7 | No, no. |
| 1:20.5 | I don't want to cancel my subscription. |
| 1:22.5 | I want to schedule an appointment. |
| 1:26.2 | All I'm hearing is cancel. I want to schedule an appointment. |
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