Give a little time for the child within you.

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go.

I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective, the man who read it on the internet.

Okay, so we have a sign for new listeners to Jordan Jesse Go.

First of all, thanks for joining us.

This is a very successful and good podcast.

Everybody will be talking about it at your office, so you're going to want to listen to every episode so you can be part of the conversation.

Exactly. It's a real water cooler show. Mm-hmm. Second of all, we have a segment on our program called I Reddit on the internet. On this segment, we just read crap we saw on Reddit. Is that a good

summary?

Yes, it is.

Yeah, but, you know, it's like, it's like fun.

It's a cool and fun.

No, it's like a cool, fun, hip.

It's like for teens.

Yeah, teens.

Yeah, this segment would go in the section of the library that has all the fake graffiti.

Exactly.

Thank you, Jordan.

Turn your hats backwards and get ready for.

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