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Yeah! What is going on everybody? Welcome back to Cannon Futter, it is Wednesday, May 24th, 2023.

And I'm your old pal Joey O'Bee.

And I'm trolling ready to hit the friendly skies level.

Ready to hit the friendly skies. I heard a dirty rumor in the offices, the new studio of the Glass Cannon Network yesterday.

And that rumor is that Troila Valley is flying economy to the St. Paul.

It's coach, first of all, I would never fly basic runway. I would just walk to the destination.

But it was a tricky airplane situation. I wanted to get into St. Paul with the day to enjoy myself.

I would be stressed out over the St. Paul show. And there was only one fucking flight.

And it's a long story. But I was thinking, you know what I went on, I'm going to ride the snake here and see if I get the gold medallion upgrade.

I'm still feeling pretty confident. I don't have to slumber with the poor.

Slumber with the rest of us, poor. For the record, we all fly coach to every show.

But Troila always seems to get an upgrade.

It's ridiculous. I'm going to do, I'm going to refer my MX card to you.

Because if you sign up, we both get miles. And then if you get this card, dude, it's going to change your life, man.

Just put everything on. I know, I know. I have to, but I like, we've gone through this. It's a long story.

I know. Well, you're a ty, because you're flying out of the worst airport in America.

And you're like, you can never fly the same type of flight.

Like when you go to the Syrian laws, it's Southwest, but when you're doing this, you'd love to take Delta, but you can't always.

So you just got to, you got to, you got to kind of start over, man.

You got to start really feels like it really feels like Newark airport runs about four to five total Delta flights out of it in a day, which is just staggering.

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