Cannibals In Space!

Bold American Pod

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Government & Organizations

4.6 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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The Squad is BACK from break and they've got 6 ROUNDS in the MAGAZINE! Round 1: This was the longest break the squad has ever taken. We just need to catch up! Round 2: It’s tough going back to work so we have some good ole fashion boot motivation for ya. Round 3: Heads up to our friends in the Space Force, new research shows that Space Force members are likely to become cannibals. That’s right. Eating people. Round 4: Huge shoutout to the teacher from Michigan by showing an instant willing obedience to orders while on a flight! Round 5: Good initiative and bad judgment. A South Korean defects to North Korea in what many would call a huge mistake. Round 6: Update the safety brief. It’s a new year so it would behoove you to listen up.

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.6	Revely, Revely, Revely!
0:11.6	Welcome back to another edition of zero blocks 30. We're back after the longest break in show history.
0:33.7	We've been doing this show for a little over five years now and that is by far the longest
0:39.0	break we've taken. Our leave got approved. We did both blocks, which is absolutely lovely.
0:45.9	I saw that this morning and it was the initial thoughts that I had. One, we're going to talk about
0:50.4	it a little bit later, but Secretary Austin having COVID and Neanne to stay quarantined.
0:55.5	If you're going to get COVID, COVID on the day before you're supposed to come back from holiday leave.
1:00.8	Yeah, absolutely. Not only that, but he's not even going to have to go out there and help him shovel,
1:08.4	because they got all kinds of snow in the DC area. He's not going to be out there. He's going to
1:12.3	put his little bitches out there to do it. Amazing. He's probably sitting right now with a big old
1:16.8	mug of cocoa with a bunch of little marshmallows in it. He's probably in the beautiful homes that they
1:22.4	get. He's probably right in the alcove of the windows looking out at his marine shoveling. Just snug
1:26.8	as a bug. Is he the house? Does he or does he just get his own whatever? Yes, that gets a house for sure.
1:32.2	Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think so. I think it's a nice one too. Yeah. I think, yeah, the
1:37.6	COVID on the like the chiefs of staff get one, then he for sure would get one. I would imagine.
1:42.5	Yeah. He's got Kennedy B playing. He's nestled in. He's wearing like a snuggie probably.
1:48.0	Oh, it'd be adorable. He's cute. I never really thought about that. Like the COVID aspect of being on,
1:53.8	if you wanted to scam, what could your commands say? Like if you're like, oh, I was out around
1:59.0	something with COVID, I need to, I guess I need to fucking isolate. Well, so I guess you, I wonder
2:05.1	is would they make you show some sort of positive test? Maybe. I don't know. That's probably a way
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