This is a headgum original.

Hey, Juse, don't make it cran.

Take an apple and make it letter. I'm going to pee all over your rug if you don't bring me a mug of that juice stuff. review review. Okay.

Is that a reference to something?

Did you do an episode with Jeff about cranberry?

No. So this is from this is from Damien. Oh my God, so Damien is a long time

patron of the Riley and Jeff Patriot.

Damien, we go back, we go way back.

So Damien says, hello, Mrs. Review.

I have haphazardly constructed my first theme song

for the podcast.

I've had the lyrics for this for like three years and I have just been too lazy to actually make it until now.

The song should work for any episode, but if you do happen to do an episode about some type of juice or juice in general, it would be particularly

well suited.

Also, be sure to let it play to the end.

That was from Damien, aka the crustacemian.

Yeah, well at least it's short.

Damien I mean I guess it's like it's the choking at the end that I'm really

curious about like what was the artist's intent I mean mean, I guess it's up to us,

like, you know, once you make a piece of art

and put it out into the world,

like you can't control how it's perceived.

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