Hey everybody, producer Ryan here. We had a couple tech issues during recording. So the last 15 minutes of the podcast

weren't the best audio quality. So apologies in advance and enjoy this show.

We're going to be enjoying the light-minded people with similar interests and those who have just wandered

on the street and haven't the slightest notion of what's about to take place here or why everybody knows all these weird

salient obscure facts right off the goddamn back. That's our new theme song. The Ramones composed it for me before they died.

It's called Blink's Great Proop and I'm real happy for them. Thank you. Ramones for doing that.

We're going to get to be back here in San Francisco, the land where I just flew up from Los Angeles today and you've heard of Los Angeles.

It's the evil twin down the I-5. It's a Gamora, if you will, to San Francisco's Sodom.

Because in Gamora all manners and medials were concocted and all types of compromises were made and all types of Satan was invoked and all types of evil were enacted.

And that's just the television portion of Gamora. And then of course here in Sodom you can still see people naked walking down the street protesting the pants ordinance that was enacted several years ago here.

We're the fucking vicious fascist nanny state that prays upon the minds of the people, decreed that in San Francisco you must wear pants while eating in a restaurant.

It sounds harsh and it sounds extreme. I'm with you on that. If there's one thing I want to see it's men's gelatinous sack while I'm trying to get a fucking raisin, bagel down or a six dollar slice of toast is it on the...

Well I'm eating the fucking six dollar toast because I just... What I would like though is for the men who don't wear pants to be sitting in the Google bus whenever one gets in in the morning having not spread napkins out on the seat beneath them.

And then the Google people have to get on and use their x-ray on their phone to clean the seats with.

And the weird cleanser button that they have on their special super Google iPhone.

The one that erudicates the view of participating in your neighborhood or poor people. That one.

But I'm harsh. I'm harsh because I know you like it. I'm harsh because I'm fair and I'm sexy when I mean and I mean when I'm sexy and I mean all the time.

So I'm usually pretty sexy and I'm sexy when I'm high. It's good for you because that's going to happen.

Thank you for all the lovely gifts. What a all I can. I'm a surfeit of things that I've received here. Someone drew a very nice picture of me with a little kitten.

Anita, who's not? Hi, what's your name? It's a rubber stamp. You made a rubber stamp of my face. And kittens you go, well clearly kittens.

Did you see that kittens? I did. And I think your face is discolored.

Yeah, all right. All right. Without me, you wouldn't even be the pussy that you are. I'm going to put that right in front of there.

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