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We're just two old goats.

But we're here to keep eating trash in your yard, I don't even know what that means.

But here we are on this Monday, the 8th of November, 2021.

My name is Luke Thomas.

I join you live right now in the capital of Los Estados Unidos here in Washington, D.C.

I am joined by my heterolife mate, partner in crime, fellow washed dad, fellow Washington

D.C.

Traveler, although his situation was much worse than mine.

It is my friend in yours, fresh off the morning bird when he had no bags, no toiletries,

no nothing.

It's Brian Campbell.

Brian, how did it feel to brush your teeth this morning at 11 a.m., was I know you didn't

do it.

Oh my god, you don't want to know.

You don't want to know about my Uber Eats experience at 12, 15 last night when the only

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