Someone's from San Jose.

Jesus is just alright with me.

Once again, the smartest man in the world,

Proofcast takes to the either high,

atop the financial district here,

in fabulous Alcoa Plaza, in San Francisco, California,

at the third most exclusive club in the financial district,

the punchline, ladies and gentlemen.

And what a robust summer night it is.

Oh my goodness, it's so San Francisco warm.

That is to say, I brought a top coat,

and it's the middle of July, ladies and gentlemen.

For those of you listening in Proofcast land today,

it was a typical San Francisco day.

It started off white and milky.

Like a Carly Simon lyric.

You know what I mean?

There were clouds in my coffee.

Clouds in my coffee.

And then it got warm in the afternoon,

and seasonably warm,

so that the sweater you were wearing earlier in the morning,

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