Candice, Lauren, Halloween hangovers, and ghost stories

Dear Albie

Cloud10

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

We are HUNGOVER from Candice's Halloween bash. We do a quick recap of the party, tell how Lauren got screwed out of her costume prize, and then we dig into ghost stories -- specifically Lauren's haunted house. Happy Halloween, everyone! And write in to the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I just found out my married son had an affair and the woman may be pregnant.
0:08.8	I breastfed all my children at the same time.
0:10.9	I also breastfed my husband.
0:12.9	What?
0:13.9	And then all of a sudden, this thought creeps into my head.
0:16.3	What if I teleport to the roof?
0:17.3	You guys want to talk about boobs for a quick second?
0:19.3	We're going to get into some of those stories and stuff like that.
0:21.3	But, Lauren, I posted the picture of you as a penis.
0:24.3	I am not a friend of.
0:25.3	I am that housewife, maybe.
0:27.0	I am housewife.
0:28.0	I just don't see a reason for me to listen to your pockets.
0:31.0	All right.
0:32.0	Uh, needless to say, we wind up having sex.
0:34.5	Whoa!
0:36.0	Nick!
0:37.0	I think my life without television would have been drastically different.
0:40.2	Sex in the car is probably something you're not that great at.
0:42.4	That was great at that, actually.
0:44.0	Rich Lockheely is not hairy.
0:45.6	I will say this.
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