Candace Desperately Wants To Be On The Bachelor | Beyond the Pine #188

BeyondthePine

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4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2021

⏱️ 110 minutes

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0:08.4	180 fucking eight
0:10.4	Fuck there's a 180 nine. I don't know. Here's a 180 seven 180 seven dude. Um, today we have please cut for murder
0:16.6	We have a murder
0:18.9	Victim actually fuck yeah, rest in peace. I
0:22.1	I
0:24.1	I've died I died and then I'm back
0:28.0	Da da da da da da da da da and
0:31.0	The other thing that we've introduced to this episode is drinking for the first time. Oh wow
0:36.6	You've never had a drink before. This is your first time drinking tonight. I'm 12 years old
0:42.6	This is crazy. That's underage guys. We're underage drinking tonight, and that's gonna be okay
0:47.7	Like the energy's gonna be crazy. I'm my name's get us. I'm 14. This is my first rum and orange juice
0:54.9	Yum-tow
0:56.4	Hey guys James here 12
0:58.4	Um, I'm having this beer. I found outside and it was warm
1:02.7	Just outside on your neighbor's porch. It was out on the neighbor's porch. He needs that's like this guy's drinking outside
1:08.4	No shirt on all the time. So I snuck over. You know, he's passed on the porch. I snuck over ice. I take one out of the cooler
1:14.6	Yeah, he wasn't a cooler. It was a a thermos. He likes to keep them hot. Oh the guys are freak
1:20.6	That's interesting. I stole this on a mummy's cabinet. Oh shit. It was already mixed. I got this one from mummy's already mixed. Yeah with ice in it
1:29.7	Yeah, it was just in the cabinet the ice has emelted. That's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy
1:35.9	Maybe it's dry ice everything about that canvas
1:39.2	Oh, that would uh burn my cinch my tongue off. So oh
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