Candace Cameron Bure's War On Gay Christmas (Part One)
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 536 Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2022
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
- How Great American Family and Candace Cameron Bure are angling for Hallmark's holiday movie crown [USA Today, Oct 31]
- Hallmark Channel Chief Bill Abbott Stepping Down In Wake Of Ad Controversy [Deadline]
- Candace Cameron Bure Says Great American Family Projects Will Focus on 'Traditional Marriage' [People, November 15]
- Neal Bledsoe Exits Great American Family in Support of LGBTQ Community After Candace Cameron Bure Drama [Variety, December 5]
- Danica McKellar weighs in on co-star's exit after Candace Cameron Bure's comments on 'traditional marriage' [Fox News]
- What Is Great American Family? Everything to Know About Hallmark and Lifetime's Holiday Movie Competitor [Variety]
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| 0:00.0 | Live from Candice Canyon Brewery's Great American Family All-American White Jesus Christmas |
| 0:12.0 | movie premiere White Carpet, sponsored by Wives and Mothers Against Vaccines, and the remaining |
| 0:17.1 | M&M candy people that haven't been turned non-binary. I'm Michelle Vassage. And I'm |
| 0:22.2 | Ross Matthews. We're broadcasting to your living room slash great hall with Fundy, the only streaming |
| 0:27.6 | service for heterosexual babies who can read the Bible and hate gay people. We've got such a special |
| 0:32.4 | program for you today. In partnership with Great American Family, we can exclusively reveal |
| 0:36.8 | a portion of the Titan of Christian Cable's Christmas new movie lineup. |
| 0:40.9 | That's right. It's been another year of the sun rotating around a flat earth, and White Jesus' birthday is upon us yet again. |
| 0:48.3 | Let's begin. Destined at Christmas. Two people meet amid Black Friday shopping madness, but there's a definite spark |
| 0:54.9 | between them. When a power outage causes some panic at a store, the couple gets separated. |
| 1:00.0 | With Christmas coming, there should be plenty of distractions, but neither can forget the other. |
| 1:04.2 | And don't forget catering Christmas. A fledging caterer is hired by a perfectionist director |
| 1:09.8 | of the renowned Harrison Foundation |
| 1:11.7 | to cater this year's annual Christmas gala dinner. |
| 1:15.3 | Things get complicated when she falls for her boss's nephew, a photographer with no |
| 1:19.3 | desire to take over the family foundation, until his aunt assigns him the task of making |
| 1:25.0 | sure that catered dinner goes perfectly. |
| 1:27.2 | It's also a royal Christmas on ice, looking to escape. signs him the task of making sure that catered dinner goes perfectly. |
| 1:30.6 | There's also a royal Christmas on ice. |
| 1:39.6 | Looking to escape his royal life, a dashing prince comes to the United States to start a business in a small town in upstate New York and winds upfalling for a former Olympic ice skater. |
| 1:51.9 | Or Christmas at Pine Valley, Natalie writes a blog that leads people to accidentally believe her farm is a family owned and run when it is in fact a collection of friends who are chosen family. |
| 1:56.9 | Reporter Josh is intrigued by the family's story, traveling to the farm to write an article. |
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