Everybody, Dennis with the Titus podcast, brought to the day by Ritual Vitamins.

Be happy, be healthy, and do it naturally.

Ritual vitamins.

And now, with the Armageddon update, is Krista for Titus.

I'm Christian Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

In all the years of doing this update, the one thing we have never been here at the Titus podcast is canceled.

You know why?

Because we're not douchebags.

This is Matt Gates.

This is Bob's proud big boy and winner of a who has the head

size of a tankless water heater competition, Matt Gates. Now, Matt Gates is a representative who

was elected in Florida's first district. Yeah, that's the swampy part of Florida where even

alligators are considered libtards. He was elected in a landslide in a district where 70% of the people

vote Republican no matter what. I'm not saying Matt's a con man who doesn't have the sacked

to run for an election in a place where people vote for anyone other than Boss Hogg or

Buford Tea Justice or Larry the cable guy. I mean, why state an obvious truth? Matt has also been

busted for drunk driving. In 2008, he got a DUI after leaving a bar called, and I'm not kidding,

the swamp. Yeah, the swamp was drained directly into the back of a police car. And Matt hates,

hates cancel culture.

And what is cancel culture?

Well, it seems that people who say and do heinous things,

things that in a normal society bump up against a criminal or like racism or sexual assault, wearing a gas mask while a deadly virus is killing people,

...