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I'm Krishmurtidas, and this is the Armageddon update. In all the years of doing this update, the one thing we have never been here, the Ties Podcast, is cancelled. You know why? Because we're hot douchebags. This is Matt Gaetz. This is Bob's proud big boy and winner of a who has the head the size of a tankless water heater competition, Matt Gaetz. Now, Matt Gaetz is a representative who is elected in Florida's first district. Yeah, that's the swampy part of Florida where even alligators

are considered lib tards. He was elected in a landslide. In a district where 70% of the people vote Republican, no matter what. I'm not saying Matt's a con man who doesn't have the sack to run for an election in a place where people vote for anyone other than

Boss Hog or Bu for Tea Justice or Larry the Cable Guy. I mean, why state an obvious truth? Matt has also been busted for drunk driving.

In 2008, he got a DUI after leaving a bar called and I'm not kidding. The swamp. Yeah, the swamp was drained directly into the back of a police car. And Matt hates, hates cancel culture. And what is cancel culture? Well, it seems that people who say and do heinous things, things that in a normal society bump up against the criminal or like racism, or sexual assault, wearing a gas mask while a deadly virus is killing people, trying to stop black voters from voting.

Or just plain being a raging douchebag. When people who do these things get in trouble for it, you know, for doing something horrible and they lose their job or they get banned from Twitter or Facebook, or just plain Nazis who think that 6 million Jews dead wasn't quite enough. When these people do these things that anyone in a normal society would react to us. Wow, that guy's an anal polyp. They claim they get canceled personally. I call it facing consequence.

Now Matt Gates has complained about cancel culture repeatedly. In fact, recently he tweeted impeachment is the zenith of cancel culture. Yes, Matt, but treason is the zenith of a crime punishable by death. And drunk driving is the zenith of alcoholism. See, last week's Armageddon update for more info. Now to be clear, there is no such thing as cancel culture. Got it. It is a bullshit phrase invented by people whose parents gave them way too many people.

It's a way too many participation trophies for losing. It's an excuse for spoiled brats and narcissists who never got smacked in the back of the head for smording off to an adult or punched in the face in a bar fight for saying the wrong thing about somebody's wives, sweater puppies.

I'm in a boob job, guys, but you got to do it medically. These are creeps who are never stopped from doing what they want when they want. Council culture is an excuse for people who can't and won't take responsibility for being a raging piece of human garbage. And we are a nation of laws. Yes.

And the first amendment gives you the legal right to say what you want, but it doesn't give you the moral right. See, that's where you get in trouble because normal, good, caring people know the difference between right and wrong. And when you are a racist, a sexist, a liar, a misogynist, when you talk shit about disabled people, if you are transphobic or hate anyone, not the same color as you. Most of us just don't want your pathetic lying hateful ass around.

You're not canceled. You just not invited to the decent society. We are trying to rebuild after four years of a diseased orange fucking rodeo clown.

Funny thing about Matt Gates, though, hating cancel cultures. The last week Matt Gates went to Wyoming to attack a political rival, Liz Cheney. He isn't from Wyoming. He has no business in Wyoming.

He actually traveled from Florida to Wyoming to campaign against someone. He isn't running against Matt Gates who hates cancel culture actually got on a plane and earned frequent cancel culture miles for himself.

Oh, and when I say Liz Cheney is a rival, I don't mean she's a Democrat. She's a Republican like Matt. She's a rival of Matt Gates because she has integrity.

The integrity of her convictions and she tells the truth. And if you do that, if you stick to what you believe you don't lie and you treat people with respect, you can't get canceled.

But if you're a hypocrite, liar, racist, misogynist, homophobic, or just hate for no reason, you're probably a Republican in Congress in 2021.

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Army getting update. God, I hope that doesn't get me canceled.

Everybody Christopher Titus, Titus podcast. How you doing? It's good to be back with me as always. The lovely bombshell Ray.

What's up people? And the Highlander. There could be only one. That can be only one. Yes. This is this is a interesting a week. We are impeaching.

We are we are we're about to impeach the president of four time in history. This guy is on two first in history.

Who's got half of our page? We're about to be president. That's good point. For so I'm in history. We're about to impeach them for the second time. First time in history.

By the way, you ain't lying. Many people are saying, but I wanted to talk about the Army getting update. It was about cancel culture. I am tired of this phrase.

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