Hello, this is Joe. What you are about to listen to is something we call canal Thursdays.

Over the last couple of series, every now and then we've pretended we were buying a canal boat

and then we got some friends of ours that have on a pretend to be either selling it to us or

cleaning it or other stuff really. They all played tough, just stupid characters and we just sort of

pretended we were as I say buying a canal boat and we just put them all out now

so you can have a listen again for the first time. All right, hope you enjoy. Bye!

pub and if you want to buy the boat, hand me the cash. Okay, do we have the cash on it?

I thought you had it on you. Do you want the boat? Don't say no to people like him.

Yeah, I think I do. I liked it. I just found it. Is this what you do? You buy a boat and then

what do you do with it? Do we want you to do it? You live on it. What do you mean?

Yeah, but surely you've got to have somewhere for it to go. A mooring. You're worried about that.

This is by the boat. I think we're worried about that. Well, we'll get a mooring. You can

moor up for two weeks anyway you like. Can you? Yeah, just that's how you do it. The way it works,

you would give him the money and then you literally get on his boat and drive it away.

I guess so, yeah. We have to sign a few things, I guess. But he'll know all this.

Hahaha!

How are we going? Is it the bar?

No, we're going. What's his name again? I don't know, he's just not there for me.

The color is name. Mr Taylor. Oh, yeah, Mr Taylor.

Hello, Mr Taylor. Hello, Mr Taylor. Hello, are you all right?

It's your local. Long time no see, yes he is.

You very put up on the right thing, stood at the bar confident.

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