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When the evil creep that is America looks up to the ceiling mirror above his circular waterbed

he sees a better version of himself reflected back. That

reflection's name is Canada. Canada has a French-fry and cheese curd heart and

gravy blood. He's a very nice and polite and still maintains a healthy

relationship with his first girlfriend, the United Kingdom, who America dumped in

an ugly divorce 240 years ago.

See you, bitch?

Yep, that's what we said, son.

As nice as Canada is, when I think of Canada,

I don't really think of culture. Their most talented people would prefer to hang out with

America because America has money and doesn't give a fuck if you stay on his couch for 50 years.

But those who stick around Canada do so

of pure love for the innocent little country

they call home.

We've been listening to their national anthem,

Old Canada.

This version is by Jade Arcade, a guy who lives in Ontario

and does video game music covers. I feel like there's a lot of those guys in Canada.

It's cold. Yeah.

You spend half the year inside.

What are you going to do?

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