Forever!

Dog!

Warning!

The following podcast may contain all-knowing drifter dogs,

Popeye-themed toilets, and a particular host trying to keep his cool around the man

who makes his ninja turtles.

Trevor Zammett from Mecca Toys

talks all things Turtle,

and growing up at Canada's Wonderland

on podcast The Ride.

I'm going to... Welcome to Podcast The Ride, a theme park podcast hosted by three men who would have had a better time at their high school prom if they were dressed and styled by a group of adorable woodland creatures.

My name is Mike Carlson.

Joining me as always, Scott Garner.

Yeah, I mean, in what, I think if woodland creatures are doing anything to help you, it's better.

I think that's a plus up for any of like.

You mean like if you're cleaning out your car, if there's a bird that comes by and like picks up some trash with its beak? Yeah, absolutely. Bring a little magic into the process. I don't want to put animals to work doing anything gross, but if they could just be part of the basic bathroom process as well. So it's not like a full flintstones where the animals are being put to work. They're sort of just helping because they're friends. Yeah, I think, and to like add a little, because they're friends with me and us. So the bird would say something that would look at the camera and say, it's not a living. I'm just doing it for fun. Yeah, it's not a living. I'm not getting not It's not a living. I'm not getting paid for this, therefore it's not a living. Right. Jason

Sheridan is also here too. Yeah, I have to think the woodland creatures would have better taste than like

whatever suburban Philadelphia, cumper bun. You wore for prom? Yeah, a tuxedo rental. It's like a fashion forward sparrow or something. Yeah, yeah. He's getting you the shawl collar, the kind of rounded lapels, you know, just for a little josh it up, you know. What kind of. Yeah, who's who wear, is there, can you give me an example of somebody who wears what you're talking about? Um, you say it on red carpets and stuff. It's just as opposed to like peaks as opposed to point it like, uh, what's like it's like a round it's more of a round it. It's sort of what big bird wears, but he only wears that like dicky part of it. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, I think that's right. Okay. I don't know what you're talking about because I've never worn a tuxedo in my life. Really? Really? Never have. I'm going to a wedding later this year where it will require me to wear one for the first time. So your terminology is going over. I'll hopefully be a Tux expert by the time

this wedding rolls around. You go to any Friar Tux location here in the San Fernando Valley and they'll

take care of you. Okay. Okay. I'm Jason. Had a very nice experience there a number of years ago.

Have I said on the show there's a prominent star of an indie movie from the 90s who works at like a suit store around here?

I don't want to say who it is, but I'll say off mic.

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