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Four minutes after 12 is the time, and you are indeed listening to Mystery Hour with me, James O'Brien, on LBC.

He knows why he's talking about that bloke.

You know hardly ever makes a mistake.

What I can tell you is that things have gone a bit nut, but we haven't

actually cold much from the calls that have already come in. There are two rules, repetition and

dullness. We'll see you excluded from asking a question on mystery hour, and 98% of the calls to come in

over the course of the 12 o'clock news fell into one or both of those categories. So this will probably be your best chance of the

next 54 minutes to get on the board. If you think you've got a question, ring with it now,

and you will get through. 0345-60-90973. And I should probably explain how it works. You've three.

And I should probably explain how it works.

You've got somewhere lurking in the back of your mind, a mystery, a question to which you are desperate to secure an answer.

You know that it might be a who, a why, a where, a when, a wither, or even occasionally aware for.

That's all you need to have, really.

It could be something horribly serious, desperately grown up, deeply academic, scientific and complicated,

or it could be something of unerring simplicity.

It could be something of quite epic ease.

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