Can You Take a Sword to the Park?

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🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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First, Jack asks a serious question about the handling of a weapon. Next, sports swag is outta control!

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed human.
0:04.0	Can you take a sword to the park?
0:06.1	It's one more thing.
0:08.0	Armstrong and Getty.
0:09.5	One more thing.
0:11.6	Before I get to that,
0:14.9	came across this.
0:16.7	Am I doing sword yoga in this scenario?
0:19.7	We learned about that the other day.
0:21.3	You're chopping apart melons.
0:23.3	Oh.
0:24.5	Huh.
0:25.8	You ever seen anybody in your third world
0:28.4	Island Nation chopping a coconut with a sword?
0:31.6	Or I guess it's a big
0:32.6	like machete thing.
0:34.9	It's really, really quite amazing.
0:36.6	The key? You got to be decisive. It's like a good phlebotomist. What was your man? Your man, what was his name? Pong? Pong. Best flabotamist ever. He learned it from a guy who, uh, had been a medic in Iraq. It's all about just doing it. You you just got to go there's a saying in golf you're
0:56.8	much better uh making a committed swing of the wrong club than a i'm not sure swing with the
1:04.1	right club pong taught us that and your coconut splters of the third world agree.
1:12.4	Be confident, folks.
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