Yo, what's up everybody? Hello. Hello. Hello.

Welcome back to the SCP Foundation, guys. You didn't upgrade us from a jail cell, bro. I've been sleeping on the floor of the past fucking mine.

I mean, it's still jail-ish, but I mean, things have been looking up for you guys. I mean, you've done a couple with me over the last couple weeks. Uh, granted, there doesn't seem to be an end to your time here yet. I'm working on it though. Was I drunk? I don't remember. Get me out of here. It's so hard. You guys are hanging out in the D-class chambers with all the other D-class. You hear a giant Rumble in Chamber B. It was my stomach. Dan was really hungry.

Or at least we hoped so. I run up to you guys and say, I'm going to need y'all for a quick impromp to test real quick. The answer is B. A COVID test. You guys going to put some shit up my nose. Something's going to be put somewhere. Knows, maybe maybe not i bring you guys to a door and say

that better not be the sCP bro this door better be a normal door not some infinite door of doors

i was yeah ike listen y'all it's not infinite this time i promise that it ends probably i swear to god

so the sEP foundation has recently begun testing on sCP96, but around here we like to call him the shy guy. Why not just 96? Why not 69? He's the shy guy? He's the shy guy. Like, I mean, it's just yon. You're asking us to fuck with an introvert? Like, that's really messed up, bro. In fact, I would advocate you don't really mess with him. See, uh, SCP 096 is a very elongated humanoid creature with

extremely long arms and legs. What does that mean? He looks very Mount Norris. It's Kevin

Durant. Yeah, it's Kevin Durant, but white. Uh, he, his strength is almost translucent,

uh, but his strength and speed is unmatched, moving it up to

300 miles per hour and strength to take down.

Up to 48 points, 12 assists, and 10 blocks a game.

This man is a noodle.

How is he moving at 300 miles of fucking hour?

You wouldn't know.

You're too short, Ivan. Thanks. Damn. Yeah, he is a lot taller. He's like, oh, dude. That's crazy. You wouldn't know you're too short, Ivan.

Thanks. Damn.

Yeah, he is a lot taller. He's like, oh, he's like eight feet tall, bro.

The thing about SCP 096, he's not here just because he's previously strong and ugly.

The thing is that anyone who looks at SCP 096's face or their figure, they hunt down and look. Whether it be in person,

there's a video or photograph. What are we testing here, Kurt? What do we, what are we? He's just

trying to find a way to beat the Brooklyn net. Lately, I've been trying to cut down on carbs and

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