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Are you kidding? I can't move! Sorry, buddy! Hello! Welcome. Hello. Hello. Wow. I'm gonna give you guys some quick lore. Do we get the deep lore? Okay. You guys get the deepest lore. So the four of you decide to go on a fun little camping trip upstate. Wait, uh... Wait, me Christian or him Christian? All of the Christians. Come on. He's already trying to take it.

He's already trying to take it. He's already trying to take my end. It's over. By the end of this is there isn't like a true Christian out of out of this. And I'm not talking. I'm not talking Jesus Christ. There we got. The one true Christian. One of us is a fucking cross by the end of this. I'm about to be an atheist by the end of this recording with how much love I have for the Christians. Anyways, the four of you... Wait, which one? Me or him? All of them. Nah, that is count. That was both. All of them. including both Christians, decide to go on a fun camping trip upstate to get away from the city.

So you guys pick up Christians. of you including both Christians decide to go on a fun camping trip upstate to get

away from the city so you guys pick up Christian from Port Authority he load up the car

which one the one that's not from New York which one we're not in Ohio right

now I thought we were straight in Ohio we're not in Ohio we are in New York City

we're about we're about to leave though we just got to pick up Christian and Christian from before

Christian me or him Christian okay so we pick you we pick you guys up hurt being the one

who can drive picks you guys up from Port Authority and we all head up state to the

camping ground you forgot about me all the important people head up state to the

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So the four of you check your phones to see if you call for help, but you have no signal. So you decide

to cut through the forest on foot since the campsite is pretty close by. No AAA? It's, you have no signal. So you decide to cut through the forest on foot since the campsite is pretty close by. No AAA? You have no signal. How are you going to call them? Bro, I'm going to send them a fax, dog. I don't know. We're going to figure it. I would simply just build a cell tower. That's how I would fix this. I can do that. I would simply just create Wi-Fi. You wouldn't just become the Salt Tower yourself? Wait, which Christian? We're him. You guys decide to cut through the forest on foot since you're so close to the campsite. But you realize, after hours of walking, that you're lost. And then nightfall hits. So if you check Discord, there is a map. How am I supposed to check Discord if we don't have signal? You're breaking my immersion already, Ivan. You're destroying my immersion. Yeah. Yeah, well, you said we didn't have connection. Whoa, who would check Discord? Mirror him. As an Omnipton narrator, I give you guys temporary Wi-Fi to check Discord. Bro, you give me temporary Wi-Fi. I'm calling somebody on the Wi-Fi. Not to call AAA, but just so you can check Discord to look at this forest. What the fuck, God? I would like to ask the animator to draw Ivan this Dora this whole time. There are 10 areas of forest, and as you walk through, you'll find pages. These pages... Oh, we're doing Slender,. Are you serious? These pages. Bro, I leave. Why would I trek into the forest though? The four of you, you current, Den, Christian, and Christian have already delved too deep into the forest. Wait, me, Christian or him Christian? Uh, that you Christian. We're just like diving into this. So we're not even like scared at this point. We're just like jumping in full force at this point.

Why do we need pages? I'm gonna tell you right now. So the four pages appear to be a map that will safely lead you out of the forest.

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