Hello, hello.

Hello.

Hello.

I know.

This, y'all are low energy, but that makes sense because, uh, guess what you-

You guys are in high school in its first period.

Uh, well, shit.

Let's go!

Well, why all your scenarios put us in school, dog?

We get it, You graduate in college.

You are transfer students at Shujan Academy, a prep school in Tokyo.

But your time here so far has kind of sucked because of y'all's PE teacher named Kamashita.

Kamashita is a lustful, vain, cruel, and utterly selfish bully who abuses his female students. Oh, are we? He also abuses the male students physically. Who hired him? He's clearly an awful person, but he hasn't been fired because he is a volleyball Olympian. And the school, he has too much clout in the school. Hold on. How much clout is being a volleyball? What do you have against volleyball? Wow, bro. That's such a very like low-dog. If I catch you harassing the girls, you're going to be a limping out of here. But there's nothing really y'all can do. But one day during gym class, he's especially on edge because someone sent him a really crazy threat about giving him a change of heart. But during gym class, a female

student isn't performing too well, and he grabs her by the arm and starts dragging her to his office.

Yo. Is that? Can I kick him? Can I punch him? I want to kick him. Until you guys see me

stumbling out of the bathroom with a broken phone saying, guys, I need your help. Please, you guys

are the only ones who could stop Kabashita right now.

How is no one else seeing all the like red flags? I tell you guys to look at your phones and on your phones, you see a new app, a red app that says Metaverse on it.

Uninstall. You can't. What the fuck?

How did you get this on my jailbroken iPod touch, Kurt? That's crazy. I tell you guys, I have the ability to go into this thing called the Metaverse. Oh, we do it? Cyberchase? Yeah, we're moving. Let's go. I can go into the cognitive world and give people a change of heart. And today was the day I set to give Kamashita a change of heart. But my phone is broken. I can't get into the Metaverse. You guys have to go into the Metaverse and stop. My phone's at 8%. Sorry, I never kept agreement. I never read the 50-page agreement. Y'all going to let him, this is the only way we can stop him from abuse. You're not really giving us a choice. Let's just get it. Let's just get in the app. Oh, wait, hold on. I clicked the wrong app. I opened up my rage shadowing legends. You open up the sponsor of today's video. Genshin Impact. Genshin Impact is an open world action RPG game available on PC, Android, iOS, and

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