Can You Survive Minecraft?
Recreyo
Recreyo
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🗓️ 20 August 2021
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay everybody. Are you ready? |
| 0:05.0 | Alright guys. |
| 0:06.0 | For another tropical vacation that we haven't taken... |
| 0:09.0 | No, at all. |
| 0:10.0 | I hate the beach. |
| 0:12.0 | I hate the beach. |
| 0:13.0 | No. |
| 0:14.0 | I hate the beach. |
| 0:15.0 | We gotta stop doing this, bro. |
| 0:16.0 | You gotta stop taking us to these trash locations. |
| 0:18.0 | I cut my finger on the fucking plane. Monster Hunter Island, we all know it's trash. Don't take enough vacations. What's one more? This. I don't like sand in my shoes. This is a little different. So it's a tropical... It won't be. It won't be. Well, we'll hold off on that, guys, because we're going on a tropical cruise. It's a cruise this time. Oh, bro, just because we're not on land doesn't mean we're not still on. I've never been on a cruise. Okay, that's just kind of... Oh my gosh. That's all takes to convince you. I like to experience things once. I'm gonna get seasick. We are gonna experience what I'm sea sick. |
| 0:55.0 | I'm seasick. |
| 0:56.0 | Alright, well. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh wait, no, I just see Ivan. |
| 0:59.0 | That's why. |
| 1:00.0 | The four of you find yourselves on an all expense paid cruise to a series of tropical islands near the Caribbean. |
| 1:07.0 | However, at some point during your luxury vacation... |
| 1:10.0 | Where is Captain Jack Sparrow? Where he at? Oh, Jack can't save you now because at some point during your luxury vacation, where is Captain Jack Sparrow? Where |
| 1:11.9 | he at? Oh, Jack can't save you now because at some point during your cruise, the ship begins |
| 1:17.0 | mysteriously taking on water as it passes through the Peruvita Triangle. Oh my God. |
| 1:22.5 | There it is. I'm going to try to water. What the fuck? I got it guys. I got it. |
| 1:30.3 | More people die from dehydration than drowning every year. So, Den, drink that fucking water. |
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