The four of you are broke.

Bro!

Bro!

Give me that $5.50 an hour, sir!

You guys are unemployed. You all got no money, no job prospects, and no maidens.

We're maidenless.

Y'all are maidenless.

Plus tarnished, bro. Y'all tarnished. So the four of you apply to the newly renovated restaurant on the far side of town. Welcome back to the new and improved. Golden Corral. Freddie Fast Bears pizza. Never have I thought 3.35 an hour was a good wage, but here we are. Beggers can't be choosers.

Yo, I got a pack lunch that's an ice sandwich.

I open up my lunch box and it's empty.

I just bring it to pretend to look forward to something for lunch.

So unfortunately, our last day shift security position was filled,

so the four of you will be taking on. Then night shift, just like last time. Isn't that I know we broke? We're back. But don't worry, guys. The new and improved animatronics are equipped with the latest in facial technology tied to a local... Oh, so they can know my name and then Kilby. Cool. This is the safest job. This is the safest place on earth. You guys are fine. Don't worry. Wow, I feel so safe. So as security guards, you just got to stay in the restaurant until 6 a.m. However, the previous guards have complained of the animatronics trying to get into the office. How do they do that? Yeah, how do they do that? They get inside through the doors. They, how do they do that? I'm about to eat the animatronics. Yeah, bro. I'm about to eat the animatronics, bro.

We're looking, bro. I'm hungry, bro. Where's Freddy's ass at, bro? I want some chika. All right, so unlike the last restaurant, uh, your current office has no doors. So the only way to defend yourself. Why are we working here? They can't even afford doors. You guys are broke. You're more broke than the restaurant. That's how they afford to pay us.

To defend yourselves, you guys have a pretty fast bear head that the four of you have to share. What? When an animatronic wanders in, all you gotta do is... I'm about to eat it. Slip it on and you'll be fine. The only issue is when you're wearing the mask, a music box will eventually be unwound. So throughout the night, you have to make sure this music box is wound or else another animatronic will come into the office and there's no saving you. The mask will not work. And what is this a riddle? You can read in terms and conditions right now? If you put on the helmet, there will be a box that will turn on and we'll play music. But if it's on at 10.30 at night, no parking unless it's street cleaning on Wednesdays. No weekends, though.

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