Can You Pray to the Milky Way Angel?
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2021
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Angels. We hate the Eiffel Tower. HEAT (1996). The Simpsons. Angels again.
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| 0:00.0 | Kanye, he stole the election from Kanye. |
| 0:01.9 | I really hope that someone funnier than Kanye runs for president in 2024. Yeah, it's an old meme. It's an old meme because Kanye's been wanting to run for a long time, but I want someone just completely out of left field, like John Travolta, to run for president. Well, we need, I mean, that was Bloomberg. Bloomberg was random running for president. But Bloomberg, he has his own news thing. He's got a building, you know? |
| 0:23.6 | What is the, I mean... Bloomberg was random running for president. But Bloomberg, he has his own news thing. |
| 0:21.8 | He's got a building, you know? |
| 0:23.6 | What is the, I mean... |
| 0:25.5 | I want someone with way less of a net worth to run for president and actually do it. |
| 0:30.7 | I want someone's worth is in seven figures to win for president. |
| 0:33.5 | The idea that someone who owns a news organization would then run for office is baffling to me. |
| 0:41.3 | Like how can we be like, oh yeah, the fourth estate? |
| 0:43.8 | Let's just give this guy the first estate too. |
| 0:45.8 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:46.3 | It'd be like a priest having a very powerful and influential media empire be, |
| 0:52.1 | become an auxiliary bishop over Los Angeles. |
| 0:55.7 | That sounds normal to me. |
| 0:57.2 | I don't know. |
| 0:57.4 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:57.9 | Never mind. |
| 0:58.2 | I forgot. |
| 0:58.7 | Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that protests the throwaway culture by just hoarding |
| 1:15.5 | mountains of trash in its backyard. |
| 1:17.7 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 1:19.2 | And I'm Patrick, and man, you have a big backyard. |
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