Ah, three minutes after 12 and everyone can breathe again.

You know, I don't even need to mention that mystery is on the way before people start ringing in,

which is obviously slightly irritating for those who are new to the party, so rest assured we will rattle through.

Guys, actually, there's three fine lines for you already if you're quick.

0345-60609773. You346.0.6.0973.

You know how it works.

The mysteries, whether serious, scientific or downright silly,

that are bubbling away in the back of your brain,

can today, before one o'clock be solved by the masked ranks of my genius listenership.

And the way it works is this.

You ring in with a question, who, why, what, where, when, when, when's, whither, wherefore,

whatever it may be.

The invitation is then for someone else to ring in and answer it.

Anything goes, very short on rules, very short on regulations and very short on requirements.

But the one thing you do need to know is, of course, the number.

Four minutes after 12 is the time.

0345-60-90973 is the number you need.

What is the question to which you would most like today to discover an answer. I think that's it. You're not

allowed to look stuff up. You're not allowed to use Google or an encyclopedia or anything

like that. Or you're not allowed to in any way consult research resources you have to obviously confine

yourself to knowledge that you had before the program started that's that's part of the reason

behind the inception of the idea and we try and avoid repetition but um given that i only had

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