Can You Have Too Many Children?

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Today we answer the age old question, what it is really like going from no children to many children. As many of you know, it’s not a clear and straight answer, but one thing is for sure, once you’ve hitched your engine to 3 or 4 train cars, that carpool lane becomes a thing of the past. In addition, we answer your emails, break down the real purpose of the PTA, explore this week’s trend, Lulu Boo Boo, and more.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, welcome to don't make me come Back There. We are a funny podcast about family.
0:22.7	My name is Dustin Nickerson.
0:24.0	I'm a stand-of-com comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast.
0:27.7	And alongside me, in our state-of-the-art recording studio, above Public Square Coffee in downtown La Mesa, California.
0:34.7	As my lovely wife, ooh, someone needs to silence their phone.
0:37.7	Co-host.
0:38.8	Oh, this is not professional.
0:40.9	This is from our high school.
0:42.1	Two important events are coming up.
0:43.6	Tech Info Night is Thursday at 6 p.m.
0:46.9	And back to school night is on Thursday as well.
0:49.6	Wait, how are they going to have two, how are they going to have two events on the same night? It's not the same night. It's as it is. Back to school night, I thought it was in September. Families, two important events are coming up. Tech Info Night on Thursday, August 14th at 6 p.m. And back to school night on Thursday. Oh, sorry, the next week on August 21st at 5.30 p.m. Please check your email for details. Do you guys know that? You guys know, uh, I know a lot of you guys are sitting here with your, uh, you're like five-year-olds or your three-year-olds right now, and you're like, yeah, it's never going to get worse than this. And, uh, it's never going to get worse than this. It's never going to get worse than this. It's never going to get worse than this
1:28.1	It's never going to get worse to this
1:29.6	Yeah really
1:30.1	You ever get a text from your kid's high school
1:33.2	Yeah you don't think the preschools are texting
1:36.6	You're probably right
1:37.7	No they just emailed back in the day
1:39.6	You were going to text from your high school
1:41.8	Saying that your kid is currently below standards.
1:49.4	I'll wake you up.
1:51.5	Lipsy Daisy.
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