We do in the show. Do I have me? What are what are my not getting this week? I don't have music. I don't have what do I have?

We don't we don't have a code open. You guys need to code open. You guys need to do some code open. All right. Here's my cold open. Welcome to

Welcome to month

21 is it month 21 of this fucking endless nightmare? What month are we up to Pierce? You're good enough. You're

21 year 20 year 21. I feel I feel good, but look at my eyes. Look how glassy my eyes are. I think I just smoked a joint and

Did you like just no, but I have COVID right? So this is the COVID episode of the it was bound to happen that one of us would record with COVID

Well, let me tell you something I I tested negative this morning. I

ran out of tests. I said, you know, let me just let me just be be extra positive. I don't want to give anybody COVID

I called my friend. I said, yeah, let me get one of those tests that you have want to his house grab the test

It was a balance. I got a guy. I got a guy

Um, and I came back home and son of a gun. I tested positive those tests are those tests are about 50% reliable

Yeah, but no, no, but you I've you could continue to test negative if once you get a positive

Not that I'm a doctor, but I feel like you don't get false positives

Yeah, I took one of those tests the other day to go to somebody's bar mitzvah or whatever it said I was pregnant

Listen, it's month it's month 21 of this endless nightmare

This stage in the game. We're calling Omicron. I can't wait to see what comes next

I hope we start growing third eyes or something with the next variant just to spice things up

This one is the one art. Here's my take on the Omicron variant. Tell me if you agree

This is the variant that tells you who your real friends are and really starts to like change some shit

In your life

Because I feel like 99% of the things that you want to do you could still do it in Omicron

Covid in a way that you couldn't indelta and whatever nightmare came before that right

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