Can You Don't? | Peacocks. Sheep Spit. Skynet. Tell Me Again.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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When you have a late-night hunger craving, sometimes it's hard to suppress it. But if that craving ends up causing a felony level of damage in order to satisfy... maybe ignore it. Let's talk about that, having to deal with your partner using their phone while watching a movie then they ask you to pause the movie so you can catch them up, of course there's a sheep shit spitting contest out there, eating your own pet birds in order to prove a point, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Peacocks, sheep spit, Skynet, tell me again. |
| 0:05.0 | Damn, I saw you getting into that intro. |
| 0:24.9 | Couldn't help it. |
| 0:26.3 | Just a little heading on in there. |
| 0:28.7 | It's a banger. |
| 0:29.6 | It's a banger, but brand new. |
| 0:32.5 | 182 of the Can You Don't podcast. |
| 0:37.4 | Thanks for everyone who joined us on the last live pond |
| 0:41.0 | That we had in Patreon |
| 0:42.5 | We're doing that once a month |
| 0:44.0 | We're trying to we'll just punch it up |
| 0:46.2 | It felt like a couple times a month |
| 0:47.9 | Every other week |
| 0:49.2 | We just feel we're just gonna |
| 0:51.1 | Pour it all into one time |
| 0:52.9 | But if you really pour our hearts out. |
| 0:54.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.3 | If you do support us on Patreon, that's how you get access to the pond where we just have a good time in there. It was a blast. It was a good time. Yeah, we had some screenshots sent over. Played some creed. Yeah. Put on a concert. Yeah. Hey guys at can you know podcast.com. And the screenshots was, uh, us just laughing as you apparently are more flexible than any of us know. Oh yeah. I'm very flexible. My doctor, when I, um, when I tore my ACLs, he, he's like, he's like, turn around and puts the rubber glove on. You're like, why turn around? He just kick your over it's weird they're all connected we really got to dive in there uh what was they saying oh he was just |
| 1:34.3 | he's like you're because he was messing with stuff and he's like you're very flexible he's like |
| 1:38.6 | that can be good and can be bad because you can roll stuff easy too. So it's like, |
| 1:44.6 | you can roll this dick in your ass. |
| 1:45.8 | It's good because it's your body can move and not break and stuff, |
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