Can You Don't? | Farm Noises. Dry Toes. Violence. Shipwreck.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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IT'S SIMPLE. DO YOU WANT A GUN AND DRY TOES, OR NO GUN AND WET TOES?! Let's talk about that, how much would it cost to have a peacock as a pet, trying to convince your partner that your favorite show isn't more violent than her favorite show, talking in a cartoon character's voice during sexy time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:50.7	Farm noises, dry toes, violence, shipwreck.
0:55.0	Brian and I did something.
1:15.5	What did we do?
1:16.4	We played catch.
1:17.3	Oh, yeah, we did.
1:18.7	We both love the baseball.
1:22.1	And we have mits and balls.
1:25.3	And so I guess answered the door and handed you a mitt today and you knew exactly what to do.
1:29.1	We walked right up and it was starting to knock and the hair on my knuckle hit the door and the
1:34.0	door swung open and I had a mitt in my chest.
1:38.2	Fuck out, dude.
1:38.9	I guess we're doing that, brother.
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