Can You Don't? | Bathtub. Land Shark. Barking. Summer Girls.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2022
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
We touch on a heavy topic in today's episode... but of course end up turning it into an absolute shit show because laughter cures all. Let's talk about that, repeatedly ignoring your delivery driver's calls, some super sexy ashtrays, how many cats it would take to defeat a t-rex, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Bathtub, Landshark, Barking, Summer Girls |
| 0:21.8 | Sex, episode sex, oh sex, oh sex, oh sex, oh sex, oh sex on the brain |
| 0:27.1 | You said that's so sex, yeah, that was two episodes ago |
| 0:30.9 | Was that last episode? It's been every last one we're trying to dial back. Yeah, well, we lost sex talk |
| 0:35.8 | We're back and listen to it. We're like, oh jeez, Louise. Let's talk about sex, baby |
| 0:39.9 | Let's talk about it. And we're gonna find a way to turn everything into sex today. It's just kind of how |
| 0:44.1 | Sex go. What'd you say? Nothing great. What's your name? Brian? All right. I forgot last week |
| 0:49.3 | What's your name was probably one of my favorite moments of the show so far when I was like I'm Joe Paisley |
| 0:53.8 | You didn't give me you gave me like a half a second and then you just said showbiz baby. I was looking over here that way |
| 0:59.8 | You're through you were framing yourself up. You're looking at those like |
| 1:03.8 | You're like what's my name? Are my nipple showing you the point the right direction. Let me get them all popped real quick, okay? |
| 1:10.3 | Get any ice cubes. Oh, yeah, we can do you have a budget Logan. Can you go buy ice? How much money do we have in our budget? |
| 1:17.6 | $3.47. That's a couple bags, but maybe one yeah inflation. Yeah, yeah |
| 1:22.3 | Even frozen ass water is out of my fucking budget range going up with gas prices |
| 1:26.7 | You might want you try to just buy fucking a bag of ice and it's $14. Oh god damn. It's |
| 1:33.3 | Supplying to man it's summertime. It is okay |
| 1:35.7 | So if you want to send in something to the show, please keep doing this |
| 1:38.4 | I said it's a might said it's some fucking ice. Yeah. Hey guys. It can you don't podcast calm |
| 1:43.9 | You cannot send ice to the emails. Can you send can you send cold frozen ice with like dry ice will dry ice keep frozen ice |
| 1:51.1 | It would fuck frozen ice up. What would it do make it real icy the hardest ice isn't now what we want |
| 1:57.3 | We wanted to stay cold cold just send us dry ice. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. You used to make dry ice on my nipples |
| 2:03.2 | That's not I wasn't that'd be terrible. They'd fall off |
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