Can you crack all the fibs about CRACKERS?
The Big Fib
GZM Shows
4.5 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Big Fib we find out if our child contestant can spot which adult is lying about Crackers!
What are the holes in crackers called? What type of cracker is served during the Jewish festival of Passover? Can you whistle while eating crackers? Play along and see if you can guess who is telling the truth on The Big Fib gameshow.
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| 0:00.0 | Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything. |
| 0:07.0 | President Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity battle. |
| 0:10.0 | Dinosaurs had two brains. |
| 0:12.0 | Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school and flying cars, or at least they will one day. |
| 0:17.0 | Believe me, I'm a historian. |
| 0:20.0 | An astronaut or drive a DeLorean. Would I lie? It's hard to say. |
| 0:26.6 | The Big Fifth. Can you spot the light? The Big Fifth. Some pigs can fight. But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer. |
| 0:36.6 | From Oyster Bay, New York, this is The Big Fifth. Why can you trust the answer? Ah, the Big Fib! |
| 0:38.1 | From Oyster Bay, New York, this is The Big Fib. |
| 0:42.4 | And now here's your host, Deborah Goldstein. |
| 0:46.0 | Welcome to The Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the crisp and moorish, snacktastic truth, and the dry, unsavory crackpot of lies. |
| 0:56.0 | I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein, and in the studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa, |
| 1:00.6 | whose name stands for Live in studio audience. |
| 1:04.1 | And this robot has something for Y-O-U. |
| 1:07.9 | Oh, who me? That's so nice, Lisa. It's not even my birthday. Oh, no. What I've got is not just for you. It's a gift for everyone. Oh, I see. Well, that's especially nice of you, too. What is it? It's a listener question for me to answer. Ah, well, that's not really a gift for us, is it? |
| 1:27.3 | Oh, Deborah. Of course it is. Because to answer? Ah, well, that's not really a gift for us, is it? |
| 1:36.6 | Oh, Deborah, of course it is, because I shall gift you all with valuable information about me. |
| 1:39.6 | Wouldn't you say that was a pretty special gift? |
| 1:44.8 | Sure, Lisa, I would. Why don't you go ahead and share that gift with all of us right now? |
| 1:50.8 | Great. I'll just play it here by adjusting this knob. This knob. And pushing this button. |
| 1:51.6 | Oh, dear. |
| 1:59.2 | Hello, my name's Ayla. What would you ask yourself if you ask them to ask Lisa? |
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