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Run That Prank

Can You Bring Me Some Paper

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2017

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

Oh, Lord. Can you bring me some paper?

0:04.0

Let me see if I can say it like the nephew.

0:06.1

Can you bring me some paper?

0:08.1

You know he does that.

0:09.5

Can you bring me some paper?

0:14.4

Hello?

0:15.2

Hello. I'm trying to... Charles. I'm looking for it Charles.

0:18.8

Yeah, this Charlie.

0:20.0

I'm sorry. This is Huna. This Charlie. I'm sorry, this who now?

0:21.2

This, Charlie. How can I help you?

0:23.5

Hey, listen, um, I'm, you by... Who am I'm what I'm speaking with? I'm sorry, this Scotty, man. I'm, um, I'm house sitting for Rita. She, y'all... Okay, oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

0:18.4

She told me she was going out of town.

0:19.8

What can I do for you, brother?

0:21.4

How far y'all down the way, man?

0:23.0

Y'all been to house, four-five houses?

0:24.6

Yeah, I think, let's see. Okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she was going out of town. What can I do for you, brother? How far y'all down the way, man?

0:38.6

Y'all been to house, four houses?

0:40.2

Yeah, I think, let's see. Yeah, we four houses down. Okay. Now, she left me a number, man. Love me y'all normally, and then she loved Ms. Dars. I tried to call me as darts, but then I'm about to answer the phone.

0:36.1

Yeah, she normally in church around this time.

0:38.3

Rita says she was going to be gone for a minute, but then I'm about to answer the phone. Yeah, she normally in church around this time.

0:54.8

Rita said she was going to be gone for a minute, so you say you're dying there? Right, right, right. She told me if I got an emergency anything that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right. Okay, are you busy right now, man? Well, actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife some dinner and got some meat on the grill, but other than that, you know. Okay. I mean, you, you, are you able to help me out with something right quick or you got, you got time for that? Well, like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I can help you with, I, you know, I don't mind coming down there and, and showing you or doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay. Charlie, would you happen to have any paper, man? Any paper? Yeah. I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to do? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no news paper. I mean some paper. You got some paper? I didn't... What? Notebook paper?

1:44.7

No. See, man, listen. Charlie, like I said, man, my name is Scotty, man. I know you don't know me.

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