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All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, he saw right through my lies.

He saw right through my lies.

We'll get into that in a minute.

Find out what that's all about.

But right now, Jr. is in for the nephew.

Morning, Jr. You're here. I'm here. We know who ain't here. Because I got to do the prank now. We got a prank. But the prank today is, can you bring me some paper? Uh-huh. We're going to find out. Here we go. Come on, Kat. Hello. Hello. I'm trying to, Charles. I'm looking for a Charles.

Yeah, this Charlie.

I'm sorry.

This is who now?

This child. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to... Charles. I'm looking for it, Charles. Yeah, this Charlie. I'm sorry, this who now? This is Charlie. How can I help you? Hey, listen, um, you by... I'm what am I speaking with? I'm sorry, this Scotty, man. I'm, um, I'm house sitting for Rita. She, y'all... Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She told me she was going out of town. What can I do for you, brother? How far y'all down the way, man? Y'all have four five houses? Yeah, I think, let's see. Yeah, we four houses down. Okay. Now, she left me a number, man. Love me y'all know me, and then she loved Ms. Darst. I'm trying to call Ms. Darce, but then nobody else to the phone.

Yeah, she normally in church around this time. Rita said she was going to be gone for a minute, so you say you're dying now? Right, right, right, right. And she told me if I got an emergency anything that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right. Okay, are you busy right now, man?

Well, actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife some dinner and got some meat on the grill, but other than that, you know.

Okay, I mean, you, are you able to help me out with something right quick, or you got time for that?

Well, like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If it's something I can help you with, I, you know, I don't mind coming down there and showing you or doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay. Charlie, would you out there in the hell any paper, man? Any paper? Yeah. I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to do. No, no, no, no, no, no. on newspaper. I mean some paper. You have some paper? I didn't... What? Notebook paper?

No. I got some newspaper. What you're trying to do? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no news paper. I mean some paper.

You have some paper?

I didn't, what, notebook paper?

No, see, man, listen. Charlie, I, like I said, my name is Scotty, man. I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself in a little situation here down here at Reader House, man. And I didn't, man, I'm in a situation.

I actually am in the bathroom, man, and it ain't no paper in here, dog.

So you're saying you want me to bring you some toilet paper?

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