Can You Bring Me Some Paper

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Neighbors are supposed to be there for one another. Fool #1 is in a situation and he needs some paper. Is it appropriate for a grown man to bring another grown man toilet paper or nah?

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.4	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.9	The subject is my three-way love affair.
0:14.4	But right now, we'll get into that in just a bit.
0:16.8	Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
0:20.0	What you got for is Neff?
0:21.8	Well, you know, we've all been there. Well, we've gone into the bathroom and didn't take time to look, sat there,
0:31.5	and at the last moment, realized we're missing something very important.
0:39.2	Today's title is,
0:42.9	can you bring me some paper?
0:48.1	Can you bring me some paper?
0:48.8	We've all done it.
0:50.4	Everybody on this show has done it.
0:51.9	Everyone that screamed out there, though,
0:54.8	can you bring me some paper? Speak for yourself. There's nobody here. Oh, no, no, no, no. Everyone has done it. Can you bring me? Now, how long
1:01.8	you sat there, you probably don't want to express that, but everyone has done it. Can you
1:05.9	bring me? Why are you so serious about it? Some paper.
1:10.7	Like a sermon or something. You ever haul out the dough to it? Something paper.
1:13.4	You ever haul out the door to bring me some paper?
1:14.2	Ain't nobody home?
1:17.6	That's me.
1:20.1	That is me.
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