Can You Bet On The Pope?
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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With the sudden news of the passing of Pope Francis, Jeff and Jordan talk about what the process of electing a new Pope entails. The Easter Bunny may have had a couple of drinks and left the kids something special. Finally, your amazing Hotline calls bring so much joy… keep em coming!
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, media group. |
| 0:02.1 | There wasn't one near her, but there were alligators that possibly swam in there. She's like, you should come. And I was like, I can't. I can't. Now. There's some crazy stuff. I heard there's more anacondas in Florida. Anacondas? Yeah. I didn't thought they were only in the Amazon. Hey, guys, episode 133. I hope you all, if you do celebrate Easter, had a wonderful Easter. We went to church and then went to popados bringing that up because when my dad was here, that's what we talked about. We ate way too much. I was so full. That's great. I barely ate today. It was good to like stuff yourself once in a while. Yeah. Like good food. I even ate like the warm bread came out and I crushed it. And you never eat bread. I know I'm pretty good, but now I'm like I'm getting weak. I told you. Well, I got a steak and I love their steak and I feel so bad because I couldn't say anything. and our server was so, he was so sweet. And so I like my steak well done and it came back what, medium rare. It was bloody. It was rare. It was a bloody, buddy. So I don't really like, I like mine dead and cooked. No, you said medium well. Yeah, medium well. I don't even know what that means. What's medium well? I always say medium well. Over cook side of medium. Not overcooked, but in between, but not bloody. Not bloody bloody but not overcooked. |
| 1:45.0 | Yeah, but when you said medium well, |
| 1:46.8 | he probably thought you said medium rare because I don't even think medium well is a thing. Yeah, so I just, I ate it and then I didn't say anything because I felt bad. You ate around the outside. I ate around the outside was like cooked, but just the inside and then I gave it to you. And I ate it for breakfast. Yeah, and I told Chef I was like, you can eat this and Jeff's like, I can cook it. |
| 2:05.4 | Yeah, I ate it this morning, |
| 2:06.4 | but I had a big fish thing with like crab on top. |
| 2:09.5 | Dude, first of all. you. And I ate it for breakfast. Yeah. And I told chaff I was like, you can eat this. And Jeff's like, I can cook it. Yeah, I ate it this morning. But I had a big fish thing |
| 2:07.9 | with like crab on top. Dude, first of all, we don't go out to eat that much. And that's a, I guess, a little nicer place. Dude, our bill was crazy town. Well, we did, I did have two margaritas and they were really good. And those were 20 apiece. So that's 40 dollars |
| 2:25.4 | right there. And you had two lusts of wines that were those were 20 apiece. So that's $40 right there. |
| 2:25.9 | And you had two lusts of wines that were probably $20 apiece. So that was $100 probably in drinks. And four drinks. Yeah. Well, whatever. It's Easter. It was Easter and we don't do it all the time. So it was good. That's why I like, I rather just spend all that money at Costco that I have food for the whole week and I get steaks. |
| 2:45.5 | We know this. Jeff sounds just like our retired neighbor. We will go out to eat and retired neighbor will every single time be like, I could have cooked this better. And I'm like, why are we out to eat? You guys are the same. Yeah, but it was really nice. We were at the church and then we did that. So it was nice And then we got back I worked on the lawn and so our kids are in the backyard right now playing So why did you have to ad lib that? I was hungry I'm sorry. You tried to finish by Did that bother you? Yeah, yeah Yeah, but anyways, I got home and I did all the grass and I edged it and I put seed back in. |
| 3:26.4 | I know I talk about my lawn all the time. |
| 3:28.6 | I really have nothing going on in my life, |
| 3:30.8 | but my lawn, that's where I'm at |
| 3:32.3 | and complaining about expensive meals. |
| 3:34.7 | I'm just kidding, but I did all that. |
| 3:36.8 | So now all the kids are in the backyard |
| 3:38.8 | because we're filming so we can keep an eye on them |
| 3:40.8 | and they're running all over the grass where I just seeded and I feel like I'm 110 years old |
| 3:45.2 | and I'm mad about it. I have to say you did a fabulous job. I have not helped in the yard at all and you have done it all. And today I was back and out of the yard. They're all looking in the window right now, the kids. Oh good, well good, look in the window. Watch the show and say, I was like, everybody stay in the backyard so I can keep an eye and know what's going on |
| 4:06.9 | because we will record this and I'm texting other neighbors. Who has my kids? Where are they? Usually somebody's out there keeping an eye on that, but today that wasn't so we put them back here. But last year, again, I'm going to keep going about my lawn. But last year I took like, it's called this weed and feed and you sprinkle it over your weed so you've gingerly sprinkled it over your weeds. Read the directions before you use that stuff. I just put a like a workers glove on and I was just grabbing handfuls and thrown it all over the weeds and I literally burnt up half of my yard. It's just dirt. It burned all the grass out. So this year I was trying to recede it and get it all back in. And I wanted my lawn to be really nice because I like going out there in the summertime playing like Batchee Ball in a nice cut lawn, you know, with music playing. But now the kids are running all over the seat. And I'm internally going to get another big snow. We're, I know for sure, we're going to get another big snow and that'll help it. All right. Well enough about that. We talk about the weather in our yard every single podcast. What else is going on? The Pope died. I know. I saw that today. I don't know much about the Pope that I had questions for you. Yeah. So Jordan was asking me before we started. I don't know that much about it, but I know that, you know, when the Pope dies, he made |
| 5:27.1 | an appearance for Easter in the Vatican yesterday. So he's, yeah, he spoke in the afternoon. I thought he was sick. He was. He's got, I guess he had like double, I don't know exactly. Don't get the news from us. But I thought he had double pneumonia. Oh my goodness. But he came out and gave some words and any greeted the crowd, |
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