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This is LBC,

from Global,

leading Britain's conversation,

Mystery Hour, with James O'Brien.

Three minutes after 12 is the time and a historic moment in the history of the mystery hour is upon us.

More details to follow. Let us begin with the important business of reminding you what happens at this stage in the week.

It is of course your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction not ordinarily available.

Anywhere else on your radio dial. A simple phone call is all that stands between you and enlightenment.

Illumination, satisfaction. And the number you need is, as ever, 0345-6060973. The way it works is this.

Someone rings in with a question and then someone else rings in a little bit later with the answer to that question.

In between those two events, someone might ring in with an answer to the question that's actually not correct.

And it is upon that issue there that we have built something that I have been itching to tell you more about pretty much since the pandemic began.

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