Can we sanction this buffoonery?
Football Ramble
Stak Production
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🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
You could call England's 2-0 win at home to Andorra "professional", but whether you think that's a compliment depends on whether you talk to Marcus or Vish.
Today, they are joined by Jim and Pete to discuss England, Scotland and an 82-year-old goalkeeper in Italy. Plus, we wonder when a sinkhole will open up in the middle of the pitch at Old Trafford.
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